You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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