Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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