Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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