Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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