16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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