is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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