I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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