So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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