is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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