its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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