Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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