He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You are the jesus of drinking
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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