god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
should my penis look like a turkey
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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