they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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