This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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