Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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