is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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