Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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