..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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