guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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