none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
high people should be assigned attendants
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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