By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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