I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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