new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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