I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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