just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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