If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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