I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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