I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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