I just cut my nipple shaving
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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