also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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