Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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