Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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