They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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