would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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