Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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