so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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