oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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