I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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