I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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