This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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