Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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