she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
How's work?
Spinning.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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