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i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(404): i think i'm in class. and blacked out. http://tfl.nu/l2ml

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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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(209): Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball. http://tfl.nu/0g16

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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down

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i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him

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(336): he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down (919): i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him http://tfl.nu/upw6

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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.

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(267): New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/d4tz

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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants

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(512): I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants http://tfl.nu/4e8k

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(734): View more from Michigan

Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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How did the beer even get there in the first place?

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That's not what's important right now

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(734): Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina? (1-734): How did the beer even get there in the first place? (734): That's not what's important right now http://tfl.nu/17l2

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.

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(720): I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like. http://tfl.nu/6yf0

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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.

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(416): you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall. http://tfl.nu/i92r

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(347): View more from New York

I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.

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(347): I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time. http://tfl.nu/7l8h

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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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(217): 3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa. http://tfl.nu/7ujo

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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!

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(678): I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE! http://tfl.nu/ve9p

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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.

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(260): The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night. http://tfl.nu/9ser

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Rumble strips road head = magical

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(812): Rumble strips road head = magical http://tfl.nu/39lc

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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.

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(775): I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen. http://tfl.nu/oi7l

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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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(918): I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again http://tfl.nu/ke6t

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