when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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