too bad you live with your parents still
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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