Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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