i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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