what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We are all done wearing pants today
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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