"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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