So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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